Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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