singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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