Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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