So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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