There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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