Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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