How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Please, let me fuck your mom
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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