if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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