My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize