I don't remember. Are we still dating?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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