I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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