just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I cut my penus on the lid.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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