...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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