why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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