Soap is not a condiment
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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