I like to think it a success when the cops are called
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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