if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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