brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize