my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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