Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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