party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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