I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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