best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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