I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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