Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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