id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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