You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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