I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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