I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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We are two peas in an std pod
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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