just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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