Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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