Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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