Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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