1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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