Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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