The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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