I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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