have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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