Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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