No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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