He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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