Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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