New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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