And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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