dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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