Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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