"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Sober January is a disaster.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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