I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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