There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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