he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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I party with great urgency now.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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